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lol


hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed

susemoji:

leaving the playpen for the first time

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http://buffetbooty.tumblr.com/post/98897980540/wrinklefucker-godtie-fun-fact-if-a-persons

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together…


yourlittleharmonicaishammered:

MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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yanderwei:

me:

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you:

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gayweeb:

when u get read by a close friend

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on something youre sensitive about

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